notquiteharvard replied to your post: Jessica, the prince has beckoned me to come see you. I have no idea why.And here I thought it was my biting wit and charm that you had me called over. Fantastic.
*Raises an eyebrow* What wit and charm?
The Winsome case. I need you to look through every previous case brought against them for misleading advertisements or mislabeled toys.
It was worth a try. I’d like to think that I have a little bit of wit and charm. Probably not as much as your golden boy, but I’d like to think of some.
I’m on it. Give me about a night and some sushi and I think I’ll be able to finish reading through all of these. [he pointed toward the box] that’s it…right?
…Jessica and Donna? Did I miss something?
The same place I’m always at, Mike. At my desk, working away. Where else would I be?
Oh I don’t know, I’ve seen you at yoga more than a couple of times. You’re still and avid yogi right?
Where is Donna?
I need food…she always bakes me things…
when I’m not baked myself.
Ha, bad joke. But really though, where is Donna?
thejessicapearson asked: Mike.
[quirks a curious and slightly scared brow] Jessica.
I’m back bitches.
They are very dangerous.
So did you slay the dragon and rescue the princess?
Defeated Bowser and rescued Princess Peach like it was 1985.
Were you even alive in 1985?
Easy tiger. I was a year old.
Party hard, young one.
Maxine, you know how I do.